the box

What's in the box? What's in the box?! What's in the boooxxxxxxx?

I'll give you a hint. It's not anything decapitated. Nor is it a book of Marshall's old mad labs ("Fart went to the fart to fart fart?!").

It's one (of many, sadly) of my recent online purchases... I'll keep you in suspense until I decide to take them out for a test drive!